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The Absurdly Specific Productivity Oracle
Because generic advice is for people who drink regular coffee
How are you feeling?
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Chaotic Gremlin Energy
😴
Sentient Potato
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Brain is TV Static
😬
Anxious but Make it Fashion
🥳
Inexplicably Optimistic
😶
Emotionally Beige
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Unhinged Motivation
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Running on Spite
Caffeine Level
Decaf (Why?)
One sensible cup
Functional human
Vibrating slightly
Can hear colors
Heart is a hummingbird
✨ Chaos Modifiers (Optional)
I have a meeting in 30 minutes
Mercury is in retrograde
I skipped breakfast
My inbox has 100+ unread emails
It's Monday
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